The assistant: Can I help you, sir?
A man: Yes, I would liked to buy a hat, please.
The assistant: Of course. How about this one?
A man: This one is too big. Would you mind bringing me a few more hats, please?
The assistant: Not at all.
A man: Let me try this one. No, I’m afraid it’s too wide. What about that one? No, I’m afraid it is wide enough. None of the hats is the right size.
The assistant: The hats are all right, sir. But I’m afraid your head isn’t the right size.